Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Happy World Vegetarian Day, y'all.

Yes, today has been declared World Vegetarian Day - a celebration for those of us who are able to move past the instant gratification of hogging down (get it?) a piece of bacon or getting a McRibs from the McDonald's drive-thru and see that meat consumption, farming and production is cruel, unnecessary and harmful to the planet. So to all y'all out there who are down with the tofu pups instead of the real thing - I say, "bust a move" and thank you for helping to make the world a kinder, gentler place.

For those of you who are NOT vegetarians - why don't you just try it for a day? You'll feel better, you'll be gaining good karma by practicing a little bit of the old ahimsa, you'll be saving animals' lives, and you won't be contributing to an industry that promotes torture and destroys the environment. Give it a whirl - what's a day gonna do to you?

Meanwhile...

Not to be a downer or anything, but this ad pretty much sums up one of the main reasons (and there are several) that I think this Alaskan carbuncle shouldn't be in charge of her own existence, much less the free world. Someone needs to slap this bitch to sleep.

I'm just sayin'.

2 comments:

Why? said...

Someone should offer a bounty of $150 for Sarah Palin's foreleg. And wear the rest of HER as a coat...

Marky Mae Brown said...

I hate her guts...