Wednesday, September 17, 2008

How Corporations Are Working to Save the Environment.

It's good to know that in these days of increasing fear over our limited resources, corporations - those supplying us with our daily needs - are taking into account the preciousness of life and reworking their products accordingly.

Example:

NEENAH, Wis. - If two-ply toilet paper is good, then three-ply tissue must be better. At least that's what toilet-paper researchers in northeastern Wisconsin hope.

Yes, there is such a thing as a toilet-paper researcher. And a team of them at Georgia Pacific's Innovation Institute in Neenah has come up with a three-ply version of its Quilted Northern product.

The new product will be launched Monday. The company touts the toilet tissue as "ultra-soft" and says it plans to market the product to women 45 and older who view their bathroom as a "sanctuary for quality time."

Read the rest up in here.
Just what the Lazy Assholes of America need - three-ply toilet paper. For fuck's sake.

2 comments:

Dexter "Jiggles" LaRue said...

After writing this short entry, in my imagination you start throwing shit all over your apartment. 'Cause you're fed up. It's the toilet paper that took it over the edge.

Am I right?

Marky Mae Brown said...

To quote Orlando Pinatubo - "I HAVE HAD IT!"