Monday, August 11, 2008

Beyond Fucked Up.

Only 100 left? Big deal. We need a border fence.


It starts.

Now that Simian-in-Chief is winding down his Junta of idiocy, he's taking time out from his daily schedule of drooling and spooning pablum and making misstatements to take one final stab at securing an ecologically unstable, biologically boring and downright ugly planet for the children of the future.

Yesterday, Shitsmear McGee and his Gaggle of Morons decided it would be a good idea to chip away at the Endangered Species Act, making it so agencies do NOT have to have their projects validated as ecologically sound by scientists before hacking into the earth, removing trees, destroying the homes of endangered animals.
The Bush administration wants federal agencies to decide for themselves whether highways, dams, mines and other construction projects might harm endangered animals and plants.

My first reaction to this, after calming myself down, was "Who the hell even thinks this way?" Seriously. Think about it. You have to be TRYING to be an asshole to come up with something this backward and just downright stupid.

The bad news - GWB apparently does not need to go through Congress to make changes to the ESA. He can just do it.

The worse news - How many government agencies do you think are going design a highway and then scrap it at the last minute because they discover that it will be impeding on the final area of land in which a particular, direly endangered species of butterfly is able to exist?

"Butterflies? Big deal," the asswipes will say as they break ground.

Worse still, the changes would affect our ability to protect species due to global warming.
Interior Secretary Dirk Kempthorne said late Monday the changes were needed to ensure that the Endangered Species Act would not be used as a "back door" to regulate the gases blamed for global warming. In May, the polar bear became the first species declared as threatened because of climate change. Warming temperatures are expected to melt the sea ice the bear depends on for survival.

My only hope, if Dipshit McGillicuddy actually goes through with this big "Fuck You" to the planet, is that the next President, whoever it may be, will immediately reverse this Act of Sheer Ignorance.

I just can't believe the lengths this fuckmouth is going to. It's as if he WANTS us to hate him.

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