Wednesday, January 23, 2008

These days, you might feel a shaft of light make its way across your face.

Seriously. What the HELL is wrong with people? What the fuck goes on in people's heads?

They had to install bulletproof glass around the one and only last remaining female Yengtze softshell turtle because they know that given humanity's propensity for senseless violence, some jackass would try to kill it.

"I done killed off a species! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha," some rube would guffaw maniacally, standing over the felled turtle. It would happen, mark my words. And here's proof:

Some complete and utter MORON is killing off endangered Key deer in Florida, leaving their decapitated heads draped about or, in more severe cases, leaving them alive but in terrible pain with spears through their necks.

So, again. I want to know - what the hell is wrong with people?

What would compel someone to attempt to destroy an endangered species? What's the reasoning? I don't even understand hunting an overpopulated species.

You're obviously smarter than they are, you've got technology they can't understand - where's the challenge?

Sneaking through the woods in hi-tek camouflage with sights and bird calls and pheromones and all that redneck bullshit to attract some animal just to shoot it and watch it die before either leaving it there to rot or skinning it and throwing most of it out - what's the thrill?

Someone explain it to me, please.

And for fuck's sake - we're doing a fine job killing off various species WITHOUT having some psychotic buttfucks doing it for sport. Leave them ALONE.


Anonymous said...

Genius, sheer genius! I applaud your brilliance and your excellent writing skills Pompous Vegan! I couldn't have said it better myself!

Marky Mae Brown said...

Thank you very much, flpantherlady.